Name: Crystal Geyser
Home: Mission, San Francisco
Sponsors: Anti-Hero, Spitfire, Vans uh huh, Independent.
What shoes do you skate: Old Schools, Doggie.
What’s your set up: Whatever I Find on my doorstep.
What’s been the best trip you’ve ever been on and why?
Cuba, ‘cause it sucked.
What is the best story you’ve ever heard or been told?
That one about your wife not getting pregnant in the mouth.
Favorite Vans rider?
Me ‘cause I rule the school. Old school Bruh.
What trick can’t you do that you wish you could?
Stale tuna to my own reach around… Is that weird?
What’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to you?
Genital Warts.
Worst trend in skateboarding right now?
Lesbian D.Js.
What are some interests outside of skating?
Playin’ Sweet Sweet Music With My Ol’ Lady!!!
Last good book you read?
Pure Cop. Chicago police bustin’ crackheads, arsonists, prostitutes and suicide bombers… seemed like a good read.
5 songs that have to be on a mix tape:
Etta james; Roll with me Henry.
Van Halen; You Really Got Me
Chuck Berry; Havana Moon
AC-DC; Gone Shotin’
Jerry Goldsmith; The demise of Mrs. Blaylock
5 essentials for any Anti Hero road trip?
Socks
Wheels
Attitude
Stoke
Cardiel
Any useful camping lessons to share with kids?
Sleep under the stars. Tent only if necessary. Livin’ in the city, we don’t see many stars. So when I can, under the stars it is.
What was your reaction when you found out Ashley was pregnant?
I Said, “Whatever you want to do is alright by me.” I was in Israel at the time and that was f**kin’ intense! But A lil one? Shit, It was a trip when I knew we were gonna go for it. I’m Hyped!!!
Were you in the room when she gave birth?
Yeah, it was blood and guts, you know, disgusting… Disgustingly beautiful!!! I like my vag wide anyway…
What did you name him and what is his exact birthdate, weight and size and shit?
Waylon James Trujillo… 12/19/08… 6.13 Ounces… 19 1/2 inches…
Did you know you were having a boy?
Yeah. Actually wanted a girl. Wanted myself another trixie ya know. f**k you all…
How stoked were you when you found out you were having a boy?
Shit. He’s Gonna Be a Hot Skier!
I know Ashley goes on the road with you a bunch do you plan on bringing the baby now too?
It’s a Family affair! We’re starting another Partridge Family… A Thrash version!
What ‘s the most important thing you learned in life that you want to pass on to him?
Live For Now… Please Don’t Stress. I know life sucks so live now in the real world.
When you explain to him how to spin back 3s what will you tell him?
Eat Shit.
Home: Mission, San Francisco
Sponsors: Anti-Hero, Spitfire, Vans uh huh, Independent.
What shoes do you skate: Old Schools, Doggie.
What’s your set up: Whatever I Find on my doorstep.
What’s been the best trip you’ve ever been on and why?
Cuba, ‘cause it sucked.
What is the best story you’ve ever heard or been told?
That one about your wife not getting pregnant in the mouth.
Favorite Vans rider?
Me ‘cause I rule the school. Old school Bruh.
What trick can’t you do that you wish you could?
Stale tuna to my own reach around… Is that weird?
What’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to you?
Genital Warts.
Worst trend in skateboarding right now?
Lesbian D.Js.
What are some interests outside of skating?
Playin’ Sweet Sweet Music With My Ol’ Lady!!!
Last good book you read?
Pure Cop. Chicago police bustin’ crackheads, arsonists, prostitutes and suicide bombers… seemed like a good read.
5 songs that have to be on a mix tape:
Etta james; Roll with me Henry.
Van Halen; You Really Got Me
Chuck Berry; Havana Moon
AC-DC; Gone Shotin’
Jerry Goldsmith; The demise of Mrs. Blaylock
5 essentials for any Anti Hero road trip?
Socks
Wheels
Attitude
Stoke
Cardiel
Any useful camping lessons to share with kids?
Sleep under the stars. Tent only if necessary. Livin’ in the city, we don’t see many stars. So when I can, under the stars it is.
What was your reaction when you found out Ashley was pregnant?
I Said, “Whatever you want to do is alright by me.” I was in Israel at the time and that was f**kin’ intense! But A lil one? Shit, It was a trip when I knew we were gonna go for it. I’m Hyped!!!
Were you in the room when she gave birth?
Yeah, it was blood and guts, you know, disgusting… Disgustingly beautiful!!! I like my vag wide anyway…
What did you name him and what is his exact birthdate, weight and size and shit?
Waylon James Trujillo… 12/19/08… 6.13 Ounces… 19 1/2 inches…
Did you know you were having a boy?
Yeah. Actually wanted a girl. Wanted myself another trixie ya know. f**k you all…
How stoked were you when you found out you were having a boy?
Shit. He’s Gonna Be a Hot Skier!
I know Ashley goes on the road with you a bunch do you plan on bringing the baby now too?
It’s a Family affair! We’re starting another Partridge Family… A Thrash version!
What ‘s the most important thing you learned in life that you want to pass on to him?
Live For Now… Please Don’t Stress. I know life sucks so live now in the real world.
When you explain to him how to spin back 3s what will you tell him?
Eat Shit.
